Gem left a few hours ago. The airport was horribly silent and she went through security later than she ever has before and because of our height difference, I couldn't even hug her as hard as I wanted to. I don't know how to keep writing these "she left" entries because the thoughts are always the same and it never gets any easier and I'm finding ( Read more... )

We got up at like, I don't even remember o'clock today. Then we just kind of checked our shit and Gem took a shower while I edited a little and then we were going to go downtown to go to this AMAZING Italian place called Cossetta's. You guys, okay, their pizza is amazing, but their fucking strawberry gelato. It is, without question, THE most ( Read more... )

→ Yesterday, WE GOT BAGELS, and then went to class, where our new topic is *drum roll* sexual disorders. LOLOLLLLLLL. I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN SHE PUT UP THE POWERPOINT. FUN CLASS, OKAY. Standard stuff like erectile dysfunction, yeah, but then also stuff like sadomasochism and necrophilia and exhibitionism, etc ( Read more... )

I SAID AT DINNER "OMG I AM SO EXCITED TO BLOG ABOUT THIS" SO NOW HERE I AM, BLOGGING ABOUT THIS ( Read more... )

→ Shopping was mildly successful the other day. I saw this amazing bra on the wall and it was like glass, BLACK GLASS, I gasped involuntarily at its magnificence and planned on buying it before even looking at the price tag. PRICE WAS NOT A FACTOR. I also bought a shirt that looks like a cat face but when you get up close, you can see that it is ( Read more... )

LOL.

Gemma: *goes in bathroom to get ready. comes back two minutes later* Epic fail, I need a bra ( Read more... )

GUYS GUESS WHAT I JUST LEARNED. I AM WATCHING THIS VIDEO ON METH FOR SCHOOL AND THEY HAVE CHARTS AND ~DATA~ AND DID YOU KNOW THAT

1 ORGASM = 2 CHEESEBURGERS

FACT. THIS IS SCIENCE. THERE'S A GRAPH AND EVERYTHING.

AND JUST TO BE INTERESTING, I'M TURNING THIS INTO A SEX POST. BECAUSE I TURNED TO GEM AND I SAID "THERE IS NO WAY ONE ORGASM IS EQUAL ( Read more... )

OH MY FUCKING GOD, YESTERDAY'S DEXTER. WE'RE BOTH FUCKING SPEECHLESS. FOR ABOUT 500 REASONS. PM ALL WE CAN SAY IS "OH MY GOD" OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Poll FOOD

VOTE SOON PLZ, WE'RE HUNGRY BUT FUCKIN INDECISIVE. HALP.

*wake up, check computers, computers are boaring, lay back down*

Me: My back hurts.
Gem: My front hurts ( Read more... )